I would say that 9 times out of 10, while riding alone, I acquire an "uninvited guest" AKA: "the dingle berry" or "cling on". And I would say that 6 times out of 10, while riding with ML, I have a dingle berry that enjoys taking a few sucks off my wheel.
An uninvited guest is a leech.
An uninvited guest is sometimes dangerous.
An uninvited guest is an intruder...they are the unwanted tag-along.
An uninvited guest is someone who decides that it is a good idea to come along my ride with me, at my pace, unannounced. They usually just take a suck on my wheel after I pass them.
Though it is sometimes hard to hear them, I can usually feel their presence.
The uninvited guest is usually a male, 99.9% of the time. I'm not sure why this is a fact, but it is true. I've NEVER had an altercation with a woman on the road... I guess it's tough for a man to be passed by a woman.
While the uninvited guest is a bit annoying, I have come to terms with this pest. In my youth, I used to get fairly upset. After all, I was taken down by an uninvited guest one day while time trialing on ML's wheel.
Now that I am older and wiser, I have learned that getting upset does not work with these douche bags. I have my own unique ways of handling these dingle berries...
Today's ride was no different than any other ride. Our plan was to ride down 36, turn left on to Left Hand Canyon, and time trial to Jamestown. It was a warmish day. It will be the warmest day this week. We are expecting snow tomorrow and Thursday. In any case, I like to do the Jamestown ride once a week with ML as long as the timing is right. Today the timing seemed perfect. It was time to test my new ride with my new TT position. My new bike has a completely different feel to it. I'm more forward and I have a different set of wheels. The handling is a bit different as well. I had ridden it a few times just to get used to the feel, but I hadn't ridden fast on it yet. Today was the day...I was out for a fast and furious ride on my new bike with my BFF, ML. It was supposed to be a really exciting, fun time for us...until we had an uninvited guest join in on our fun time.
As ML and I were ascending, we saw an eager beaver, potential dingle berry hanging out in the parking lot across from Old Stage. I didn't think much of it as I am used to having a "cling on". At this point, I was in the lead and our plan was to trade taking short pulls for about 20 minutes. As soon as we passed the parking lot, we had our cling on. He was on tight and he wasn't about to let us pull away. He did not announce himself, he just latched on like a blood thirsty tick! I could feel ML simmering...but I tried to use our new "cling on". I wanted to drop him, hurt him, race him. He was my new motivation to break some records today!
We had 20 minutes to go. And while the cling on didn't get in the way of our rotation, he did annoy ML...a lot. In fact I saw a side of ML today that rarely comes out.
18 minutes into our time trial, ML had enough with our uninvited guest: I believe his comment was: "Dude, you are worthless"
Mr. Cling-On comments: "man, I couldn't take any pulls. I didn't expect to ride up to Jamestown going 20mph today"
ML: "well, why did you decide to ride 20mph if that wasn't your plan in the first place?"
...then there was some man-words, mumbo jumbo, that I couldn't hear. At that point, I told Michael that it wasn't worth it...don't worry about it...leave it alone...who cares...
Mr. Cling on then sprinted ahead, only to be caught by me within 30 seconds.
I tried to explain to Mr. Cling-On that we were doing a time trial effort. I was trying to explain to him that my husband was being protective of me as I had been taken down by an uninvited guest before. (After all it was clear to ML that our "friend" was riding way outside of himself). He screamed at me...said ML and I had bad attitudes...
...um, REALLY???
I was trying to be the nice Lovato today...after all, I was thankful! I used that Cling-On-Bitch to nearly puke a lung today and had one of my best ride ever...thank you Mr. Uninvited Guest!
Tuesday, October 27, 2009
The Uninvited Guest...
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Monday, October 26, 2009
Inspired...
Michael has been feeling a little inspired to kick off his fall weight training...
He is just trying to "measure up" to Dwight...lol!
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Getting STRONG in the off season with Joe @ FAC!
After feeling "inspired", ML decided to join me at Flatirons Athletic Club in Boulder for a weight training session with athletic trainer, Big Joe Horwat.
Here is a video clip from today...more to come later.
BTW: ML is VERY sore from todays workout!!!!
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Sunday, October 25, 2009
Perfect blogging weather
It's 38 degrees(feels like 29)and snowing in Boulder. While it isn't perfect training weather, it is perfect blogging weather :).
Michael has been really busy with the business side of "Team Lovato". I think it's safe to say that he has been on the phone or computer from 9am until 6pm every day since arriving home last Monday. I am SO EXCITED about our upcoming 2010 season! We just finished planning out our 2010 races and securing some of our 2010 sponsors...good times!
ML managed to sell about 50 percent of our garage (triathlon and bike goods) at the Velo Swap yesterday in Denver. Considering that we had about 80 percent of our garage for sale, I think he did pretty well! If anyone is interested, we still have 3 bikes for sale (tt, road), a couple of wetsuits (WS, MMS), some components, aerobars, and a few helmets (S, L)... It is amazing what we can accumulate over a couple of years! Contact ML through his website if you want a "screamin'" deal.
While our dogs are doing great, Frisco, has been dealing with some teeth issues. I was told by my vet that he needed a dental cleaning and some possible extractions. Our cat is 13 years old and fairly overweight (22pounds). I was a bit nervous about having him "put under" as there is always a "risk of death". Frisco came out of the surgery ok. But he did have 4 teeth extracted. Apparently these teeth were infected...poor guy...and the vet fractured his jaw while extracting one of the teeth....ugh! 
While I'm glad that he now has healthy teeth, I have to add that my cat has never been in so much pain as he is now. His quality of life was pretty good before he had his teeth removed. Although it's hard to imagine if he was in any sort of pain before the surgery, I do know that he is in a LOT of pain right now. Seeing him in his current state has been breaking my heart. ML and I have been diligent about giving him his pain meds and antibiotics. But I can't help but wonder if it was worth putting him through this sort of pain. I am hoping that after a few weeks, I won't feel so guilty about putting the Frisk through this... :(
I've been doing pretty well. I took about 6 weeks on/off of training. What I mean by that is that if I got one workout in per day I was stoked. This week, I have been amped to get to "work" again. With the prospect of a some new sponsors, and a very exciting 2010 race calendar, I have been more motivated than ever! However, it is very apparent to me how out of shape I am right now...yikes! It's a wonder to me how fast I seem to lose fitness!
I've been in and out of doctors offices concerning my GI since June. I have another GI test next week. This test includes inserting a tube up through my nose, down my esophagus. I have to wear this during a 10k running race. I'm not exactly sure what this test is testing for...maybe the pH levels of my reflux, and how it coincides with my incidents?? Not sure. In any case, I am glad that we are finding answers and seem to be getting closer to a solution.
I am so grateful for all of my sponsors that have stuck by me and that have continued to support me. There have been times where this whole GI thing has been extremely frustrating.
We leave for Austin in approximately 5 weeks. Our first race is Pucon 70.3 in Chile, Jauary 18th. I find it easier to get into shape FAST at sea level...especially with the warmer weather. Weather and training partners are everything!
Ok...It looks as though the snow has stopped falling...time for a run!
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